"THE PICK"

TWO WORKING SIDES: One pointy side cleans the narrowest gap between frog and sole. The other flat side scoops poop and the gunk sticking between frog and hoof wall slick as a silent dog whistle.

CLEANS FASTER, EASIER than any so-called hoofpick you've ever used. The self-cleaning handle snugly fits any hand. No brush needed - a puff of breath handles what's left.

FINDS TROUBLE AUTOMATICALLY: Practically locates those limp-causing pebbles all by itself.

ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS: Recycled from scrapped aircraft carriers. (At least that's what they feel like to me, the way they fly.)

BONUS USES: Doubles as a wind, witches, or fairy curl knot separator. Even works as an impromptu mini hammer and crowbar.

CUSTOM COLORS: Available in any color you want, as long as it's steel. Personally recolor it with any leftover spray paint or dip it in one of those half-filled paint cans sitting around the farm.